Long and Eckersley to Rock’em Sock’em

Fed up rock 'em sock 'em gives them 'eck

Springfield, MO – With tensions elevating as the Nov. 2 election nears, Congressional candidate, Billy Long, has thrown down the gauntlet by challenging Scott Eckersley to a winner-take-all, three-round bout of Rock’em Sock’em Robots.

“My wife found my old Rock’em Sock’ems while she was cleaning out the attic last week. With all this mudslinging going on, like the waitress TV add, I just felt the need to defend my honor, old school,” Long stated. “If Scott is man enough he can meet me at a designated card table this Monday night. The winner gets the Congressional seat.”

Eckersley has yet to accept Long’s call to the field of honor. “Naturally I would want the blue robot, and Billy could have the red one. If we can establish some ground rules I might just call his bluff,” Eckersley crowed.

Local odds maker, Coy “Sawbuck” Chisholm called Eckersley a 3-1 underdog. “Billy’s ‘bot is obviously not going to make weight, any weight for that matter. But Scott’s ‘bot has girlyman written all over its plastic kisser. I see his head popping up no later than midway through the second round.”

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