Ugly Stick Bashes Out The Funds
FairCityNews.com | Oct 28, 2010 | Comments 0
Joel MacDouglas grows his mullet for the Bash
Springfield, MO—Several Ozarkers have apparently agreed to be beaten with the ugly stick Friday night to attend the Springfield Little Theatre’s Backwoods Bash at the Ugly Mug to raise funds for the organization. The event can be viewed here.
The attendees are preparing for the fundraiser by taking several facial impacts from the ugly stick, clothing themselves with hideous denim cutoffs and flannel, and speaking with a southern accent.
Said one person, Joel MacDouglas, “I’ve been growing out my mullet from the 80’s especially for the bash. I’ve had a lot of strange looks at my accounting office, and my girlfriend left me, but it is worth it to raise a little cash for the Springfield Little Theatre.”
Tickets to the event are $10 in advance and $12 at the door. Some people are saving money to purchase tickets in unusual ways. Sandy Minnor said, “I decided to avoid spending money on those fake bubba teeth and use the money to donate/pay for a ticket. To look the part, I’m going to pull a few of my own teeth before I arrive and put them in a cup of milk, I’m sure my dentist can put them back in later.”
According to reports, a proper Southern rock band such as the original Lynyrd Skynyrd or Creedence Clearwater Revival could not be booked so the event planners have settled for live music by Boone’s Farm.
If you’d like to dress like a redneck, win a costume contest and say things like “Ah bleeve we dun cyst wiff attair fuhn rayzer, muchablige fer de kumpney” call the SLT box office at 869-1334.
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