Taco Truck Aroma Distracts Drivers

Taco Wagon creates turmoil in SGF

Springfield, MO—The Taco Wagon II at Glenstone and Sunshine has reportedly caused several motor vehicle accidents in the past few months. Drivers are cautioned to close their windows as they approach the mobile Mexican fare unit to protect their olfactory cells and prevent delicious aromas from intoxicating their minds.

“I was a-driving down the road with my winders wide open enjoying the great day and all of a sudden, I was bitch-slapped by an amazingly scrumptious taco smell. I immediately began to search for the source of the wonderful wind when I became distracted and ran my truck into the car in front of me,” said Louis Nurmjennings.

The Springfield Police Department has issued a warning to all drivers, however, they don’t seem to mind working accidents at that particular location. “Nah, its great. Once we get the fender benders cleaned up and the distracted people on their way, we always, I mean always, grab a taco or two before hitting the beat again,” said Springfield Police Sgt. Tony Riddles.
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It is recommended that if you are driving in the area and cannot seal your vehicle in a timely manner to prevent the mouthwatering wafts from warping your brain, one should hold their breath until they have cleared the dangerous zone.

“Yeah I was there. It was awful, my windows were down, the smell was all around me. And there I was holding my breath for dear life. I mean I could have been at the stop light for 3-4 minutes just feeling the grilled chicken filled air surrounding my face” said one driver.

More extreme options are available. This week a gas mask vendor will be parked next to the Taco Truck locations giving motorist an extra layer of defense against the mind numbing fumes.