Local Men Claim “Worlds Best Dad” Title

Each year the #1 Dad winner is awarded a caracature of himself from the Battlefield Mall artist. Featured above is last years' champion.

Springfield, Mo- Adding to an already intense holiday weekend, there appears to be a close contest for the title of “Best Dad”. Three local Ozarks men appear to be in a heated head-to-head battle for the coveted title. Each was awarded the title when they received as gifts from their children a mug/t-shirt combo with the words “Worlds Best Dad” on it.

Gary McHutchins of Nixa, Kirk Feederfast of Republic and Steve “Stoney” Greengrass all received the gifts early because of a special sale at Walgreens on National. All three lay legitimate claims to the title. Mr. McHutchins feels he should win because “he buys them whatever crap they want.” While Mr. Feederfast simply states, “Heck, I should win because I keep promising them a puppy and some Andy’s Custard.” And finally Mr. Greengrass replied on why he feels entitled by saying “I can juggle, and by juggle I mean mow the lawn while running. It makes the kids feel special to see their dad running while mowin the lawn.”

This year proves to be an incredibly tight race reminiscent of last years’ battle won by Stan “smokes-while-he-changes-diapers” McCuvvin of Buffalo, MO.

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