Being Right…All The Time!

Mike McMichealson

Motivational Columnist/Speaker

You know how sometimes you can’t get people to do what you want them to do. I tell people what to do for a living so hear me when I say….don’t take no for an answer. Motivation is ultimately born out of a willingness and eagerness to be a raging know-it-all and better yet, in having the ability to put people down.

There are 5 essential catch phrases to keep in mind if someone should have the audacity to disagree with you…remember, motivating those around you means being right and making sure everyone knows it.

1. “Dude, that is just plain stupid”…When you play the stupid card there are two options, the other party involved can either dispute your claim or cower down. Since most people are typically non-confrontational, they probably won’t pick a fight. This lack of action will reinforce the fact that you are right whether you are or not. If they don’t cower down, kick their ass…right in front of everyone.
2. “Seriously…no seriously”…A smirk or a slight smile with this one will help send the message to this person and the crowd that you are the man.
3. “Please, like duh…come on chief”…Calling someone “chief” in a sarcastic tone in front of others sends the message that you don’t like them, their opinion and probably, not even their family. I would suggest a good “fake laugh” and potentially even a slight pat on the back as you walk past as a nice post-put down touch.
4. “What a crock you frickin’ dip wad”…This is a little more harsh but sends the right message. Nobody is certain what the definition of the work “crock” really is, which will work to your advantage. If you act like you know what it is and they don’t, you have the upper hand and can move on to something like…”You are way off” or my favorite “Why don’t you cry about it fatty.”
5. “Wow, you might just win an award for that one…LOSER!”…Usually it will help to make some kind of spectacle when saying the word “loser”. I would suggest throwing your hands in the air, pointing to the sky and then closing the moment with a forceful pat on the buttocks.

In closing, I would just encourage you to stick to your guns. Remember, it is not about developing relationships…what a crock right? Being right is all about…well…about being right…right?

Keep em’ comin’ and watch em’ go…

Yours Truly,
Mr. Mike McMichealson

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