Cauliflower Bank Opens
FairCityNews.com | Apr 19, 2010 | Comments 0
Springfield, MO—A new vault of sorts has opened on the south side of town, one that allows customers to stockpile vegetables of a certain variety, specifically cauliflower. The new cauliflower bank sprung up as a resource for food stockpiling and is sponsored by AGCU and features a huge stalk of cauliflower as the logo.
“The essential role of our bank is to connect those who have cauliflower, with those who seek cauliflower, a fundamental component of the local food system,” said Franz Jeering, bank manager, “We want to offer our customers the opportunity to save cauliflower—a highly modified plant with a long history—for the future.”
Cauliflower can be roasted, boiled, fried, steamed, eaten raw and now it can be saved in a cauli-account. Customers can bring the head of aborted floral meristems to the bank and receive florets broken into similar-sized pieces so they can eaten cooked, raw or pickled.
“I brought my cauliflower in and I got back fourteen florets perfectly sized for my aloo gobi dish. I don’t know how the do it but I love this new cauliflower bank!,” said current customer Sharon Minnows.
Customers can open online cauliflower banking, credit cauliflower cards, refinancing, planning for retirement, financial cauliflower solutions, stocks and bonds.
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