Bounty Hunter Finds Value At Sam’s Club
FairCityNews.com | Mar 23, 2010 | Comments 0
UPDATE: FINDING NO BARGAINS AT SAMS, DOG MOVES ON TO PATROL AREA BORDERS STORES.
Springfield, MO— Duane “Dog” Chapman will be at the Sam’s Club on East Sunshine Blvd today hunting down bargains and bringing sale prices to justice. “Dog” gained fame at his job as a bounty hunter, at Da Kine Bail Bonds in Honolulu, Hawaii, a reality television show on A&E.
Dog the Bounty Hunter often features extended members of “Dog’s” family as well as his own glorious mullet. To date the show has featured over 28 relatives of “Dog’s” and currently stars his wife Beth Smith Chapman, Tim Chapman, Leland Chapman, Duane Lee Chapman and ‘Baby’ Lyssa Chapman.
“Brah it is hard to feed a huge family like mine on retail prices,” said “Dog” through tinted sunglasses, “I need to seek out bulk values and that’s not hard to do at Sam’s Club in Springfield, MO. If I see an item priced incorrectly, we got to arrest them and fix them. I am your brother Sam Walton!”
According to reports “Dog” will also be holding a book signing at the store for his recently released titled “Where Mercy is Shown, Mercy is Given”.
Famous for Dogisms, “Dog” recently scoffed, “We’re in the business of finding prices that are hard to find. I usually enjoy hunting down deals. Beth sees it differently- but that’s the balance in our relationship.”
Beth responded by saying, “It’s a woman’s job to outsmart the men. Lolly lolly ice head!”
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