Middle Aged Woman’s Head Explodes Due to Celebrity Appearances

Security cameras capture Julie Trumble's head exploding due to celebrity overload

Springfield, MO—Early Friday morning Julie Trumble, a middle aged woman, experienced a head explosion as she realized three of her favorite celebrities were in the Ozarks.  Sarah Palin, Kathleen Turner, and John Tesh have all graced the Queen City with their presence over the past few days, causing hysteria and general hoopla within the female 46-65 demographic.

A lethal combination of a book tour, concert and award ceremony was cited as Mrs. Trumble’s cause of death. Her friends and family remember her as an easily excitable person who would jump at the chance to meet her favorite “stars”.

“Julie has just finished meeting Sarah at Borders, and was planning to purchase a new dress for the CASA’s first “Champion for Children” award ceremony for Kathleen and Pat Turner when she called me and sounded a bit bizarre,” said Heather Grumbly, a lifelong friend. “I met her for coffee and her head would tremble every few minutes. I though she was having a seizure and suggested she go to Skaggs but she just left to go shopping with a huge smile on her face, head shuddering occasionally.”

Trumble’s boyfriend, John Yuke, said he saw her late last night and placed two John Test concert tickets for his Juanita K. Hammons performance tonight into her fanny pack to surprise her, as she is a huge “Tesh-head.”

According to eyewitnesses, a woman later identified as Trumble, was seen exiting a late model minivan, fumbling with a fanny pack near T.J. Max when her head exploded. Trumble’s family released a statement saying, “Julie was a huge fan of John, Sarah and Kathleen. We’re saddened by the loss of Julie, however, we’re comforted by the fact that her head exploded due to sheer excitement as she contemplated the possibility that she was going to see three of her heroes within the span of one week.”

The Missouri Department of Health reports that head explosions are extremely rare and have not received any other reports in the area. It is recommended to keep all middle aged women safe from self-explosion by revealing the deadly trio of celebrity appearances in a slow and measured tone under the supervision of a doctor or related professional.

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