Local High School Student Thinks Sarah Palin is “way cool.”

She thinks Sarah Palin is "way cool"

by
Staciey Johnson

On Wednesday, Sarah Palin is coming to town and I think that is, like, way cool. I mean, there is totally nothing to do in this town and it is so freaking boring! Like, since minors can’t get into freaking anywhere downtown, this is the only exciting thing a teen can go do.
I did a report on Sarah Palin and I learned a lot of stuff. She is a very strong woman who stands up in what real Americans believe in, like, freedom and liberty and stuff. She is totally not at all like my mom who grounds me for freaking staying out only fifteen minutes past my freaking curfew. I mean, it wasn’t my fault that the waiter at Steak and Shake was retarded and messed up our order!
Sarah Palin is a very strong woman because she is from the North Pole. I don’t know junk about where she’s from except that I heard the state bird is the penguin LOL! Also, the state flower is probably snow. Double LOL! Plus, her glasses are, like, way kewl. LOL checkmate!
Sarah Palin’s daughter is also a really strong woman. She had a kid at 17 and that is totally awesome. She has to be strong because that stuff is serious. For real. No LOL here.
My mom bought me a copy of Sarah Palin’s book Going Rogue for my birthday which is way cooler than getting the first season of Gossip Girl on DVD – j/k. I hate reading because reading is gay. I mean, I have read all the freaking time for skewl, so why do I have to read at home? That is so dumb. I wish I could live with my dad because he always gets me what I want and my mom hates me and picks on me and it makes me so mad sometimes.
I bet Sarah Palin doesn’t tell her daughter what to do. In fact, I know for a fact she doesn’t because her daughter has a daughter of her own because she is a strong, independent woman. I guess that means Sarah Palin is a grandma and that means she is the coolest grandma in the world! My grandma died when I was really young, so I didn’t know her, but my mom says she was really cool. I wish my grandma was alive so she could spoil me, because my mom won’t. If my grandma was alive, that would be way cool.
So, as you can see, Sarah Palin will be in town on Wednesday and you should go see her because she is a strong and independent woman who is way cool. Thank you.

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