“Speed Hump” Signs Around the Block

"Speed Hump" signs are all sixes and sevens according to sign man

Springfield, MO—City officials are standing firm behind their decision to post a sign stating “Speed Hump” on St. Louis Street, west of downtown indicating a bump used to reduce vehicle speed. Opponents have suggested that the sign promotes promiscuity at high velocity and state the original authors are out of touch with modern conversation. Proponents point to the literal translation and simply feel that phrase has been taken out of context for amusement purposes for the less educated masses.

At an open neighborhood meeting Himiny Shelvesfield, the original sign author said, “the issue is queer as a nine bob note and the difference is clear as day and Newgate’s knocker. We’re not to squeaky bum time yet, but a majority of us feel the question has gone off at half-cock and is only sweet Fanny Adams.”

“Clearly, Shelvesfield and his cronies are speaking English, however, I have no idea what they are saying,” said John Young, who finds amusement in the controversial text. “Hey Shelvsfield, my Dixie wrecked!” he heckled from the back row.

Shelvsfield continued by saying, “This reminds me of my salad days and I’d like to make a clean breast of it, and say this issue is all sixes and sevens. I truly believe the sign is the mutt’s nuts and is not a meat and two veg affair.” Those in attendance stared at him with blank faces, lips pursed trying to comprehend what was just uttered from the man’s mouth.

“This is not some pig in a poke that will peter out when the weasel goes pop for a piece of the action,” injected Shelvsfield. At that time, a sign opponent stood up from the crowd and yelled, “Stop talking like that! It sounds offensive and I don’t understand it!”

Reportedly, Shelvsfield told the man to “put the wood in the hole” on his way out of the room. Several attendees squirmed not knowing exactly what that meant

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