Archive for March, 2009
Nixa’s Axis of X’s
Nixa, MO – Today Nixa Mayor Brian Hayes confirmed that Nixa was at the center of some paranormal axis of X’s. “For the last century we’ve been trying to ‘nix’ the rumors that surround our town,” said Hayes. X-awareness increased last week when City Council proposed renaming Christian County to X-ian County. Several community members […]
MSU Drops “M” From Name
MSU proposed name change to SU Jefferson City – The president of Missouri State University, Dr. Michael T. Nietzel, said he proposed last week that the University of Missouri support a name change for his institution and discussed enhancing collaboration between the two universities. Support for the name change would coincide with the school’s centennial […]
Askinosie Unveils Lasting Gobstopper
Chocolate guru releases new candy format, shares profits. Springfield MO – Shawn Askinosie, Founder and Chocolate Maker of Askinosie Chocolate returned home Friday after a long anticipated trip to Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. The factory, located in Munich, “truly is everybody’s non-pollutionary, anti institutionary, pro-confectionery factory of fun,” Askinosie confirmed. Askinosie is sharing his first […]
