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Authorities Search for Sidewalk ‘Teabagger’
Springfield, MO – Police have a simple warning for whoever is leaving their mark on all of the freshly poured pedestrian paths: “keep your junk off of our sidewalks”. The recent rash of testicular vandalism was first reported near the corner of Campbell & Walnut Lawn by Edna Lewis. Edna noticed the twin divots when […]
Man, Not Dancer Stabs Man in Back at Gentleman’s Club
Springfield, MO – Men are accustomed to being stabbed in the back by women at gentlemen’s clubs, however, this past weekend a man actually stabbed another man in the back for a change at Centerfold. Both patrons and employees of the club expressed disbelief that the age-old stereotype has been turned around. “I am used […]
iPager Development at Jordan Valley Innovation Center
Springfield, MO— The Jordan Valley Innovation Center (JVIC), a Missouri State University research center, has been tied to rumors of Apple’s newest project; development of the iPager. Rumors began swirling after the release of the iPad, and through a network of confidants, it is 99% accurate that the JVIC will have a hand in the […]
