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Long’s Pedicurist Leaks Reelection Slogan

Springfield, MO—In the wake of the November 2 election, Billy Long’s camp has wasted no time in putting together a plan for his reelection campaign.  According to a woman who identifies herself as Long’s pedicurist, Long will abandon his extremely popular “Fed Up?” slogan in 2012.  The pedicurist, who would like to remain nameless, claims […]