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Duck Walks, Stops, Then Walks Again

Springfield, MO – According to witnesses, a duck walked, then stopped, then resumed walking near the small lake at Nathanial Greene Park. The duck was using both widdy-bitty feet to waddle across the grass and momentarily stopped before shuffle-wuffling along. “Awww…look at that!” said one old man pointing out the duck in motion. He continued […]

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“No–BKG!” Campaign Launched by Taney Co. Airport & Yakov

Branson, MO – Following the improper landing of a Southwest Airlines 737-700 at M. Graham Clark Downtown Airport, the Taney County airstrip has partnered with local Branson entertainer Yakov Smirnoff to promote a “No–BKG!” campaign to dissuade larger aircraft from landing at the smaller airport. “We have had close calls, but this last one really […]

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Give it a Rest…

It is not the first time that a reality TV “star” has said something stupid.  This time, however, it just happened to be about a highly sensitive subject.  So, when Phil from the Duck Dynasty series that airs on  A & E made derogatory comments about gay people, it has been met with much discussion […]

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Southwest Airlines Awards 8 Bonus Miles for Landing at Wrong Airport

Branson, MO – Southwest Airlines has awarded passengers an extra 8 airline miles following a mistaken landing at M. Graham Clark Airport, part of the College of the Ozarks campus, which left the passengers and crew 40 feet away from a deadly cliff. The Boeing 737-700 (Flight 4013) touched down at 7:05 p.m. at C […]

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Owl Beheads Woman

Springfield, MO – Amanda Fickerton was beheaded by a great horned owl last night in a southern neighborhood coffee shop near Ravenswood. Fickerton had been enjoying a night out with friends when the winged beast swooped in, grasped her by the hair and ripped her head from her body. “It was so cool! This thing […]

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Snake Oil – January

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Mizzou Fans Headed to the NFL

Columbia, MO – After a successful cheering on of their football team during the 41-31 win over Oklahoma State in Friday’s 2014 AT&T Cotton Bowl Classic, hundreds of fans have declared themselves eligible for the 2014 NFL season. “We gave a lot this past year. And we’re foregoing our next year of eligibility to support […]

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Polar Vortex Hovered Over Local Man

Springfield, MO – According to witnesses, the Polar Vortex followed a local man wherever he went yesterday, instantly dropping temperatures and freezing many businesses into closure. Jim Wunmertale said he first noticed the change when he left his home to take out the trash. “In the morning, I looked up and there was a black-silverish […]

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Inches and Inches of Snow Falls Here and There

Springfield, MO – Parts of Springfield received more snow than other parts Saturday night and Sunday — causing many officials to speculate that “inches and inches” accumulated. Other areas including Nixa, Ozark, Republic, Willard, Logan-Rogersville, Branson and Marshfield have also received snow, up to “a lot” in some places. According to the National Weather Service […]

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SPS Orders 4×4 School Buses!

Springfield, MO – Due to complaints by several school-age parents, Springfield Public Schools has purchased and received dozens of four-wheel drive school buses to cart kids to and from school. The new buses will be unveiled this weekend in a winner take all bone-crushing 4×4 monster bus competition. The new busses will be driven over […]

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Mike the Intern Breaks it Down

New year, new songs, new article. Hopefully you aren’t in the shape I am as of late. Between quitting smoking and the holidays it looks like the next time I fly I will have to buy two plane tickets. So in honor of spending more on travel I have decided to give you a list […]

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Man Celebrates Keeping Year Long Resolution

Springfield, MO – Local dude Charlie Twittens celebrated completion of his year-long resolution today to avoid eating goldfish. The resolution was the first that Twittens has ever been able to keep for a full 365 days. “I’ve tried to quit smoking, cursing and eating bad foods, but I always came up short. This past year […]

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Elf Massages Half Off This Week!

Springfield, MO – Tiny Hands Massage & Spa has announced a half off deal for the Elf Massage package that includes at least a dozen elves rubbing down customers with itty-bitty hands and fingers. The package normally runs $120/hour but is being offered at $60/hour as an after Christmas sale. “I’ve had the elf massage. […]

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Square Rats Have Christmas Tree Set

Springfield, MO – To celebrate the holiday season, a giant Christmas tree has been placed on the square by the tough personalities who hang out downtown. The ‘Emo Tree’ was a symbol of unity among those who spend most of their days sitting, standing or laying around the square. “I think the Emo Tree is […]

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SnakeOil December