Springfield “Cardinals” and Hammons Field Both Become “Diverging Diamonds”

Springfield, MO - In the continued celebration of all things diverging, officials with Hammons Field and local Minor League Baseball affiliate, The Springfield Cardinals, have made an announcement that, with the help of MODOT, they will redesign the stadium’s field into a diverging diamond as well as adopt it as the new official team name for the 2013 season.  The fame of the diverging diamond, an innovative road interchange design largely unique to the area, has recently put Springfield on the map, or rather, been put on the maps of Springfield. Hammons Field and Cardinals management have released the following statement.

“We think this will be a great way to celebrate the spirit of roadway innovation that this area is becoming known for, while at the same time reminding the public and our team that, like base paths, interchanges demand extreme concentration, especially now that the players will be running in the opposite direction!”

Team officials expect the redesign to increase the game’s excitement and give the team a needed boost in attendance.

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“We expect to win more games next year by having a tremendous home field advantage because visiting teams won’t be familiar with the direction of the new base paths.  Two new defensive positions will also be added, inner-outfield and outer-infield. These changes could sure lead to some exciting plays!”

To celebrate the opening of the new field and team name, Yogi Berra is being brought in to throw out the first pitch of the 2013 season.  When asked to comment on the new design he said, “In my many years of baseball…I’ve found that the only thing better than a diamond, is a diverging diamond. And vice versa.”