Wilson’s Creek Tourist Totally Empathizes With Soldiers

Wilson's Creek ghost views tourist with disgust

Battlefield, MO- After taking a tour of Wilson’s Creek Battlefield many tourist feel exactly how the brave soldiers felt while fighting for their causes. While the tourist differ in gender, age, and station of life they all can agree on one thing: they have it just as tough as the soldiers did.

 

“Am I bushed,” complained father of 4 Greg Sarson, “Those soldiers are so lucky they didn’t have to herd 4 hyperactive, Ritalin depraved, bratty kids. They have no idea what I am going through right now.”

Greg then popped in a Pixar DVD to get the kids through the “boring parts”.

“Sure is hot here,” stated area mother Rhonda Goldsbooth while fanning herself with a brochure. “I have to wear my polo, a sweater wrapped around my shoulders, and spanx.” She then go in her air conditioned car after tossing the brochure out the window.

During the day other complaints where heard such as: mosquito bites as painful as a gun shot, having to walk 20 feet up a hill, how heavy carrying a fanny pack filled with water bottles and granola bars is, and not being able to play on any cannons.

An unknown soldier ghost commented: “You got to be kidding me…”

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