Buffett Dealership Purchase Excites Parrotheads

Anticipated new dealership branding

Springfield, MO – Rumors are circulating that areas dealerships will soon be decorated with pirate and beach paraphernalia after a major purchase by Mr. Buffett. “I’m really excited that Jimmy Buffet is now an owner of dealers in the area,” said Nate Flegflop of Springfield, “I think a little island fun will increase sales of vehicles. I hope they come out with a new car scent Cheeseburger in Paradise.”

Most locals are hoping for a concert tour stop during 2015 after the sale becomes complete. “I’d love to buy a new Chevy, climb into the bed of the truck and then be serenated into the night listening to tunes like ‘A Pirate Looks at 40’, ‘Fins’ and ‘Volcano’. That would entice me to buy a new vehicle right now!” said Amanda Pinrate of Nixa, MO.

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Revised financing will also be available with weekly payment plans that are due come Monday.
“We really are excited that this new approach to buying cars will bring a fresh perspective to our industry,” said Lenny Plotts, a car salesman.

Update: A “Warren” Buffett may have actually purchased the dealerships, sources are confirming this less exciting turn of events.