Archive for July, 2013
Roddick Plays Both Sides of Court: Wins/Defeats Self
Springfield, MO – During a Springfield Lasers exhibition match last night, former world number 1 American tennis player Andy Roddick took to both sides of the court to play against himself to the delight of the fans. “When he walked out we all applauded, then he went to serve and he was the only person […]
Judge Orders Brixey to Hand Over Compact Discs
Springfield, MO – A federal judge on Monday approved a preliminary order of forfeiture against Mark Brixey, the former bookstore director at Missouri State University who stole $1.16 million, that requires Brixey to hand over 12 compact discs he has at his house. The judge ordered Brixey to hand over 12 of his most-prized CDs […]
After Long Delay Angel Saws Elephant in Halves
Springfield, MO – Following hours of delays, illusionist Criss Angel finally could take no more and chose to saw an elephant in halves instead of performing his original trick – making 40 tons of Shrine elephant vanish into thin air. Originally planned to take place early in the afternoon, crowds gathered to witness the live […]
Fireworks Stand Changes Name to Responsible Randy’s
Springfield, MO – After operating for several years as Crazy Carl’s Fireworks, a recent tent fire has prompted ownership to reconsider the stand’s brand and change its name to Responsible Randy’s Fireworks. The new name is expected to stand alone in a field of stands carrying monikers such as “Crazy”, “Wild” and “Socially Irresponsible” Fireworks. […]
