Beard Fight Night!

Switchblade accidentally pops out of competitor’s beard

Springfield, MO – The fourth annual Queen City Beard & Moustache Federation Competition will be held this Saturday and a new competitive event features dueling beards in cage fights to the shearing. The main event will pit two competitors against each other, beards outfitted with blades, clippers and shears in hand. First man to shave the other person wins.

“I’ve been growing my beard for 15 years – I’ve always hidden things in it for fun like pens, paperclips or potato chips. But this weekend, it is on – I’ll have a razor blade, a scalpel and two switchblades tucked away in my facial man muff,” said Jeremy Ana. Regulations permit any sized cutting device that can be concealed within one’s beard.
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There is an art to shaving a beard, and judges will be scoring in three categories: amount of beard removed, quickest beard removal and fewest cuts to the neck/face. “I have tickets. This is something awesome. To see two men who are putting years of hair growth on the line is beyond fascinating!” said Ronnie Belugra, of Springfield.

Patton Alley Pub will host the event and proceeds will benefit Go to Haven of the Ozarks Animal Sanctuary and the Wounded Warrior Project. Registration end at 5 and the event begins at 6. Free attendance can be swindled by bringing and donating a used baseball glove…no hidden knives allowed.