Downstream Casino Build On Ancient White Guy Burial Ground
FairCityNews.com | Mar 15, 2013 | Comments 0
Springfield, MO- Numerous strange occurrences are taking place at Downstream Casio and hotel due to its construction over an ancient
burial site filled with ancient white guys. Representatives at the
casino assure guest that the alleged haunting are either simply
rumors.
“I was just relaxing in the lobby and suddenly a white guy, who was
so pale he was transparent, in a sweater vest and glasses asked me
about what I thought about Windows 7, then disappeared,” says Jonathan
Nelson. “And later that night when I was playing black jack he
appeared out of no where to give me a coupon to Abercrombie and Fitch.
Other bizarre events include: a torrent of Zima rushing out of the
elevators, slot machine printing out vouchers with the phrase “all
work and no play make Jack get that kick ass promotion”, people being
dragged out of their beds into a nice business causal outfit, and
people hearing an eerie rendition of Michael l Bolton’s “Remember me
Now.” There was even an occurrence of a young children getting sucked into a
video slot machine.
“I was just mindin’ my own business. Smoking some camels, playing
three slots at once when my little Shandra Lee was no where to be
found. At first I was like ‘great not again’, but I then I realized
she was in the machine and it got all static-y. I told her to try to
give mommy triple 7’s, but it didn’t work,” says Tiffani Ernheart.
Luckily once Tiffani got her daughter’s face three times in a single
row, the daughter miraculously reappeared.
A PR spokesman tells FCN that the management are doing everything they
can do get the white guy guest to leave the area. Their number one
plan is to get some minority ghost into the casino to scare them off.
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