Mayor McCheese Wins MO Caucus!
FairCityNews.com | Mar 21, 2012 | Comments 0
"Yabba, blabba, flabba" says McCheese
Springfield, MO – At the Caucuses in Greene County Saturday, an unexpected entry from McDonald’s Mayor McCheese made for some interesting votes. McCheese arrived at the voting just in time for lunch, offering the crowd some free Big Macs, McRibs, and fries.
“I heard the clowns were in town and forgot that the Circus was up the street at the Shrine, but the caucus was better. There were 3 rings and 4 clowns, so I thought what the hell, why not…I at least admit I’m a clown,” McCheese stated.
McCheese cites his ability to placate the Occupy McDonalds crowd as his shining achievement. “I made a few phone calls, and found out that the McRib and its sister sandwich the McRibster were available in Germany and Austria, so I just put the Occupy people on a plane to Berlin and hooked ‘em up. I can do the same if elected President. I’ll see to it people get what they want.”
After 6 rounds of voting, McCheese scored 8 delegates as witnessed by all the fry boxes being held up, which led the Santorium & Gengrich supporters to complain that McCheese wasn’t playing fair by bringing in free food, after having numerous McRibs.
Gengrich’s supporters also questioned how a Cheeseburger could get more delegates than a guy who had the Waffle House and Chick-Fil-A crowd, to which political Analyst Chance Hellion said, “Well, the cow was scared to come to an event with McCheese, and as for the Waffle House crowd? Who knows?”
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