iPod-People Graphic Suggest Ozarkers Obsessed with Death

Oh, no, no,no

Springfield, MO – OzarksFirst is featuring a new social commenting graphic that depicts all Ozarkers as death-commenting gossipfuls. “When I look at it I expect the shadow people to be dancing like the iPod commercials, then they spew out these death-dedicated topics…pretty creepy to me,” said Andrea Fazzinoko.

The new graphic was created to show top trending items shared between groups of trolls and commenters. “Yeah, it makes us as a community look like we are obsessed with death. Why couldn’t some of the iPod people be talking about their upcoming weekend or how cool Lake Springfield is this time of the year, or about how much fun downtown can be…seriously? That graphic sucks,” said Hal Vomit, of Midtown.

Communications expert, Dr. J. J. Shaymesin confirms that reported news is a reflection of who we are as a society and OzarksFirst has simply captured our mirror image by combining consumerism (iPod people) with human death fascination (awful headlines).

“Yes, it is a bad move for the design of the site, but not all is lost. I like what they did with the top header image, it looks like they tried really hard to copy the Springfield skyline photo that FairCityNews has made popular since 2009,” professed Fazzinoko.

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